It’s anti-Valentine’s Day! Also known as Singles Awareness Day. Some single people “celebrate” it on the 14th and some on the 15th, so pick your favorite day and go with it.
In the meantime I have been creating candy hearts for the occasion!
If you’ve been recently dumped, here are some candy hearts that perhaps your ex should have given to you.
Or perhaps these! They’re cruel, but if you’re an honest sort of jerk, you might think of giving these to your Valentine.
With me being the awkwardly honest person I am, I was thinking about handing out these custom candy hearts to all of the people on my [nonexistent] list.
In all seriousness, I’m not at all upset about Valentine’s Day. The truth is, I’ve been single for every Valentine’s day of my life with the exception of eight of them – and even then the day usually went unobserved.
It’s just another day, single people! And if it helps, there are probably quite a few people today who are in relationships but wish they weren’t. Be glad you’re not one of them!